thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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