Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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