vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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