windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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