I seem to have left my pride at pride
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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