I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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