I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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