he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
