All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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