I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I just want to make out with him forever
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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