I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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