Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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