Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
My liver just had a heart attack.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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