You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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