I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
