what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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