so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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