people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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