My brain says no but my pants say off.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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