our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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