I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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