He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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