What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I look better un-naked...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
