So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
