I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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