He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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