Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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