I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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