You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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