Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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