guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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