Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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