Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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