i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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