oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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