Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
this is an emotional support booty call
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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