whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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