After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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