no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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