Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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