I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I want a musical about memes.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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