I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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