It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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