dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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