Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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