im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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