I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Randomize