After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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