My liver just broke up with me...
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
