We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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