Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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