there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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