I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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