just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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